Back To Earth

I have returned from a long break and am here to see what this beautiful blue planet has been up to in my absence. I'm hearing a lot of talk about a person called Brexit who seems to be related to Boris Johnson. Does this mean we will be calling Mr Johnson, Bronson? What strange customs you earth people have! Anyway guys and girls..I have to disguise my blue tan before it causes an upset among your fragile society. Speak to you all tomorrow once I have unpacked my back and settled up into the wall.

Message from the Designers: The Aliens Created Man

You heard it before in the bible, on tv and in your heart. You know deep down that we came from a land far away.

Having Fun Going Viral

It took a couple of kids to show the rest how to party but the message was finally brought home lol

More Cyclists Dying On Our Roads?...Should Cyclists Take a Cycling Test To Ride On Public Roads?

I use both 4 wheel and 2 wheel transport (not to mention my no wheeled hyper-dive back on my planet) so I think I can add a valid argument here.  It is a very scary experience for drivers having to be constantly aware of the cyclist in front. It may have been the full moon or just me being unlucky but on my way home from a pal's the other day(8 minute journey), a cat ran out in front of me, a drunk cyclist swerved in front of me on Stoke Newington Church Street only to wave me through and then swerve back in front of me when I decided to err on the side of caution. I finally found a very wide part of the road with no oncoming traffic in which to overtake him.  I'm nearly home and beginning to feel relief that I wont be killing anyone tonight when a seemingly normal cyclist darted in front of me for no apparent reason...what reason could he have had? There were no roads or even houses for that matter. Just a fenced park. I did make it home that night without a scratch on me, my car or anyone else but these are not isolated incidents; a lot of cyclists put too much trust in the driving skills of others.

As a cyclist, I am always aware of my immediate surroundings and try to be aware of the intentions of the drivers around me. I am only too aware of the damage a car can do to a person and their bicycle. A couple of weeks ago I came across an accident scene on Stoke Newington's Albion Road. A car was completely on the pavement. I could see a bicycle underneath it and to my horror there was a person's leg visible. It took the combined efforts and expertise of the Paramedics, Fire Brigade and Police Service to tend to the victim. I came along as they were cordoning off the scene with police tape and it took me 30 minutes to turn around and find another way. In that time, they still hadn't lifted the car off the cyclist's chest. If the government passed a bill today that all cyclists need to have a license to ride on public roads, I would be one of the first to get one. It will most certainly save lives if every cyclist took a safety and awareness test.

X-Box One DRM Restrictions Overturned

When we heard about X-Box One needing to be plugged in continuously, we all freaked in my circle. Its great news that we don't need to plugged in to the net every time we want to play. Now its time for them to drop the price. £429 is far too much for the European market...especially seeing its only $499 in the USA. Anyway, watch the video and see what the guys at CVG think.

Neuroscience's new tech: RoboRoach-The Robot Cockroach

At first glance it all looks a little gimmicky and pointless but this is the same technology that helped us to understand diseases like Parkinson's disease and in cochlear implants. These kits are aimed primarily at schools to teach schoolchildren how the brain works.

TEDGlobal- The Technology, Entertainment and Design conference are unveiling the cyborg roach as one of the available technologies  at this year's 'Think Again' themed conference.

The RSPCA have rightly shown concerns over the dismantling of cockroaches and implanting these devices onto their backs becoming encouraging to children to do the same. The neuroscientists say they are "pretty certain" that this does not impose pain on the creatures. "Pretty certain" is not very certain.


The whole point of the project is to create a tool that will help us to understand how the brain works. The neuroscientists say that the insects adapt very quickly and ignore the stimulation showing they still have free will...I don't know so much, myself...What do you think?

It all seems a bit too cruel if you ask me. 

Comet Flies Into Your Sun's Solar Corona

Earth's spacecraft have never been through the Sun's Solar Corona so earth folk haven't been able to study it before as it has been unobserved until now.

On the 15th December, 2011 the comet flew through the Sun's corona and scientists noticed the tail of the comet being pulled about violently. This has enabled them to characterize the magnetic force of the Sun from close up for the first time...exciting stuff!

But why has it taken so long to bring the data to the people of earth?


I would love to show you some holiday snap shots I took when passing through the Sun on my way to Earth but have been forbidden by NSA, CIA, MI6, MOSAD and many others so I'm afraid I will have to maintain that I am a nut job blogging about having delusions of being an alien.

More exciting news to come folks so stay tuned!